Keep the Internet On
Supporter of the Internet
$5.50 NZD per month (plus tax)
You don’t need a reward. You just want to make sure the pipes stay warm. Your subscription helps prevent the shutdown of Internet Port 0.
Default Internet User
$11.00 NZD per month (plus tax)
Your cache is clear. Your soul is indexed. Being a Default Internet User doesn’t come with perks. It just feels right.
Gold Internet Member
$22.00 NZD per month (plus tax)
Access to nothing. Recognition by no one. But you know, and we know, that you are a Gold Internet Member™.
Founder
$45.00 NZD per month (plus tax)
You were there when the first packet was sent. You helped invent LOL. As a Founder, your only reward is knowing the net wouldn’t exist without you (probably).