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You don’t need a reward. You just want to make sure the pipes stay warm. Your subscription helps prevent the shutdown of Internet Port 0.

Your cache is clear. Your soul is indexed. Being a Default Internet User doesn’t come with perks. It just feels right.

Access to nothing. Recognition by no one. But you know, and we know, that you are a Gold Internet Member™.

You were there when the first packet was sent. You helped invent LOL. As a Founder, your only reward is knowing the net wouldn’t exist without you (probably).