Keep the Internet On
Supporter of the Internet
$4.50 per month
You don’t need a reward. You just want to make sure the pipes stay warm. Your subscription helps prevent the shutdown of Internet Port 0.
Default Internet User
$9.00 per month
Your cache is clear. Your soul is indexed. Being a Default Internet User doesn’t come with perks. It just feels right.
Gold Internet Member
$18.00 per month
Access to nothing. Recognition by no one. But you know, and we know, that you are a Gold Internet Member™.
Founder
$37.00 per month
You were there when the first packet was sent. You helped invent LOL. As a Founder, your only reward is knowing the net wouldn’t exist without you (probably).